Welcome to my blog page, the Lamentations of a Fool, my page where I pour out my angst, troubles, grief, or kahit anong kagaguhang maisip ko at its rawest form. Note: Some pieces may be disturbing for a straight-minded person. Read at your own discretion...
- The Fool
Credits: Evangelion Layout by principita
thanks for your atention
.: About me :.
Name: Jopeth
Age: 21
Serial Number: AGY7432J
Date Manufactured: July 23, 1984
Expiry Date: Medyo malapit na kasi naninigarilyo ako, at marami akong kaaway
Type of Blood: Mapulang malabnaw
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.: My L♥ves :.
.: I Love Metal♪
.: I Love drinking, smoking, drugs, and sex
.: And I'm a high school teacher, for God's sake...
.: My Hates :.
.: I Hate George Bush
.: I Hate hiphop
.: I Hate whores
.: I Hate friendster and myspace whores
.: I Hate Friendster and MySpace
.: I Hate....just about everything...
.: Wishlist :.
.: I Wish I could counquer the whole world
.: I Wish I could change the past
.: I Wish i could blow up one's head on my own will
.: Flashbacks :.
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006
09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006
10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006
11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
Jopeth: So far...
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SAM MILBY OF PBB!!!
Jopeth: Hello everyone, I'm here today at Starbucks Emerald Avenue where I am torn between creaming my pants and feeling like a total loser because I am about to Interview Sam Lloyd Milby, the most recent house mate from the sickeningly popular TV show Pinoy Big Brother to be evicted. Hi Sam, thanks for coming, what can you say to all the readers of the ID Configuration?
Sam: Hi! Glad to be here and hi to everyone who reads this prestigious internet publication; Jopeth tells me that there are two million people in five continents who read his site everyday and I cannot stress enough how flattered I am to be invited for an interview.
Jopeth: Err. yeah dude. So tell us a little something about yourself, your life before Pinoy Big Brother.
Sam: I honestly don't know where to start. Well I'm from the city of Troy, that is in the state of Ohio, USA for the benefit of those who are totally ignorant on US Geography. I'm twenty one years old; I model and one of my recent works was for the Close up campaign where I worked with Barbie Almalbis.
Jopeth: Oh that's why you look familiar, you're the closeup guy! What do you think of Barbie Almalbis? I think she's hot.
Sam: Isn't she a lesbian or something?
Jopeth: I honestly don't know. You think?
Sam: Yeah dude, I mean while we were taking a break from shooting that bus scene, she was sitting across this hot female production assistant and she had her toes up the girl's crotch man. Sick!
Jopeth: ...
Sam: Yeah man, I know. Listen, you're not going to publish this right? I mean I hope you edit it first, I don't want to come off as an asshole and all.
Jopeth: Of course, of course. Okay so tell me about life at the Big Brother house? What was your first impression of the people you were gonna live with?
Sam: Well I was raised in America and I looked at them how America taught me to look at Filipinos: They're quaint little creatures who live in huts made of straw and clay speaking in a retarded language nobody could understand.
Jopeth: ...
Sam: Yeah dude, except for Uma of course, he's pretty cool because he's from Israel and can speak good English.
Jopeth: So how was your relationship with Uma?
Sam: Like I said, Uma's pretty cool. If only he weren't gay.
Jopeth: Did I hear you right? Did you say Uma's gay?
Sam: Okay listen...can you turn that tape recorder off for a second? Yeah he's gayer than a queer fetus man. There was this one time I was taking a bath, you do know that we're not allowed to lock the bathroom door when we're taking baths right? We just hang a sign outside to let people know that the bathroom is occupied. Anyway, Uma comes barging in and just sorta looked at my dick. It was crazy man I tell you.
Jopeth: Maybe it was just an accident man.
Sam: You know I could say that if only I hadn't caught him masturbating in the room that night moaning "Sam...uhhhh...Sam..."
Jopeth: I find that really....disturbing.
Sam: You have no idea dude. I mean finding a dead body in your room is disturbing, watching a man shot to death in front of you is disturbing; but walking in on a guy jacking off while moaning your name? That's just plain sick.
Jopeth: I agree. Anyways, I'm short on time. One last question for you Sam: What do you think about the entire Pinoy Big Brother experience and how it affected your life?
Sam: It's pretty cool I guess. I mean I find it amazing how a show as lame as this can brainwash millions and millions of viewers and how it can aggrandize my, and the other house mate's existence into something phenomenally interesting. I mean back in the states I was practically a nobody; flippin' burgers for McDonald's; my classmates back in high school calling me a 'gook' or 'pearl harbor bomber'. But here, man, it's awesome! I'm a fucking superstar! And I have PBB to thank for this!
Jopeth: ....